Slappy Pants Edit Meaning

1. when someone uses queefs on their bagel instead of cream cheese or jam. I had a delicious queef bagel this morning. See queef, farts, ..

1. Someone who is a real pain in the ass to be around the majority of the time you chill with them, but is good for a laugh here and there...

1. dog fucker if you fuck a dog, you are a dog fucker..