Slaptard

What is Slaptard?

Someone so stupid that you genuinely feel that slapping them might jump-start their cognitive processes.

After a few drinks, Pete sounded like a complete slaptard at the company meeting.

Tumorsyphilisitisosis

1. A rare fatal disease in which the afflicted grows pepperoni-like nipples all over their body. My son is very sick. He has uh... tumorsy..

Fatty Q-ship

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Zorked

1. adj. Chemically incovienenced while drinking Red Knot wine. You are Zorked when u sip the dark magenta colour off of Satan's lips a..

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