Slaptop

What is Slaptop?

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A laptop that gets hotter than hot on your lap when you slap it while watching porn.

Ooh damn, money shot is coming up. I'm ready! Go away mom, I'm busy! Wireless rules..

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Veseble

1. A fat American kid from the state of Oregon. He sounds like he has a cock in his mouth 50% of the time and on Saturdays it sounds like s..

Sports Whore

1. A female who uses sports to come in physical contact with males and seduce them by wearing skimpy clothing during this contact. My frie..

Oishii Dayo

1. In japanese, expression showing the full satisfaction obtained by eating, drinking or tasting anyway, somethings really delicious (delic..

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