Slaptop

What is Slaptop?

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A laptop that gets hotter than hot on your lap when you slap it while watching porn.

Ooh damn, money shot is coming up. I'm ready! Go away mom, I'm busy! Wireless rules..

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▲

1. Dude--it's a triangle. Whaddya want? This is an Alt Code, only on PCs. Take THAT, Steve Jobs! WE have Alt Codes!!! ▲ is usually ..

Rectory

1. 1. Location in the church where Catholic priests often have sex with young boys; 2. Body orifice where priests often violate young boys...

Unlimber

1. Not very stretchy or someone who can't move around much Dude, you're crazy unlimber..

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