What is Slapunch?
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A slapping motion with a closed or semi-closed fist. Often used by girls or really weak, pathetic guys trying to fight each other without using full force.
"My girlfriend slapunched me in the back because I told her to lose weight"
"Man, that hipster guy got slapunched right in the face, that will leave a mark"
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One who prefers having intimate relations with inanimate objects instead of people, i.e. dildo.
It appears that she is humping that pod..
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appearing as such but not necessarily so
the second horse was the ostensible winner
pouser
See adjective, pouser
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Some fake ass B..
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to insert your penis on the zipper and zip up, causing massive devastation to your penis.
Dude, I was bored one night, and saw my zippe..
