What is Slapunch?
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A slapping motion with a closed or semi-closed fist. Often used by girls or really weak, pathetic guys trying to fight each other without using full force.
"My girlfriend slapunched me in the back because I told her to lose weight"
"Man, that hipster guy got slapunched right in the face, that will leave a mark"
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A 12-guage shotgun, especially when used in reference to a videogame.
"Dude, did you see that? Those zombies were about to kill me..
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Same as a turd-pusher or uphill gardener. A man that likes to put his willy up another man's anus. Ugh.
Look at that Michael Barry..