What is Slapupuncture?
1.
Robust therapy delivered to whining women using the back of your hand. Often painful for the therapist, who must avoid injuring his hand on the patient's teeth.
Girl: I'm all stressed out. I need to book myself some acupuncture.
Boy: You want some pain to sort your problems out? Let me save you some money.
(SSSSSSLAP!!)
Girl: Oh honey, thank you so much - you split my lip! I feel better already. You sure slapped some sense into me!
Boy: Don't mention it - slapupuncture is my middle name!
See
Random Words:
1.
When someone is in a psychotic rage and they have sand in their vagina.
"What is wrong with you buddy"? "Are you making ..
1.
A surrounding township that uses Aliquippa for a mailing address. By doing so the young residences of the township tell people they&apos..
1.
According to UPS, a package sent via Next-Day Shipping will arrive at its destination 5-7 business days from the date of shipment.
I ..