What is Slapupuncture?
1.
Robust therapy delivered to whining women using the back of your hand. Often painful for the therapist, who must avoid injuring his hand on the patient's teeth.
Girl: I'm all stressed out. I need to book myself some acupuncture.
Boy: You want some pain to sort your problems out? Let me save you some money.
(SSSSSSLAP!!)
Girl: Oh honey, thank you so much - you split my lip! I feel better already. You sure slapped some sense into me!
Boy: Don't mention it - slapupuncture is my middle name!
See
Random Words:
1.
A phrase used to remind someone that they are being hypocritical. It is supposed to remind the person of the saying "You should not..
1.
When you walk past a door knob/ handle/ banister railing, and your pocket gets caught on it, hence pulling you back suddenly, and making..
