Slapupuncture

What is Slapupuncture?


1.

Robust therapy delivered to whining women using the back of your hand. Often painful for the therapist, who must avoid injuring his hand on the patient's teeth.

Girl: I'm all stressed out. I need to book myself some acupuncture.

Boy: You want some pain to sort your problems out? Let me save you some money.

(SSSSSSLAP!!)

Girl: Oh honey, thank you so much - you split my lip! I feel better already. You sure slapped some sense into me!

Boy: Don't mention it - slapupuncture is my middle name!

See tough love, slappage, discipline, etc


77

Random Words:

1. Eating food very fast like the hot dog eating champion Joey Chestnut. He's shoving that food down fast, he's really chestnutt..
1. The male version of PMS. Symptoms include a dramatic increase bitch-ass-ness, whining and mood swings for no apparent reason. Everyone ..
1. Psh, An awesome crew made to have fun! Enduring and strong. No matter what you say, we will always remain positive :] The ZeroNo Crew R..