Slapupuncture

What is Slapupuncture?

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Robust therapy delivered to whining women using the back of your hand. Often painful for the therapist, who must avoid injuring his hand on the patient's teeth.

Girl: I'm all stressed out. I need to book myself some acupuncture.

Boy: You want some pain to sort your problems out? Let me save you some money.

(SSSSSSLAP!!)

Girl: Oh honey, thank you so much - you split my lip! I feel better already. You sure slapped some sense into me!

Boy: Don't mention it - slapupuncture is my middle name!

See tough love, slappage, discipline, etc
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