Slapupuncture

What is Slapupuncture?


1.

Robust therapy delivered to whining women using the back of your hand. Often painful for the therapist, who must avoid injuring his hand on the patient's teeth.

Girl: I'm all stressed out. I need to book myself some acupuncture.

Boy: You want some pain to sort your problems out? Let me save you some money.

(SSSSSSLAP!!)

Girl: Oh honey, thank you so much - you split my lip! I feel better already. You sure slapped some sense into me!

Boy: Don't mention it - slapupuncture is my middle name!

See tough love, slappage, discipline, etc


77

Random Words:

1. A man with an endless amount of money to invest in his automobile and ebay. He enjoys poker but not liquor. Reasonably hyper and uber ..
1. Best band out of iceland, influenced by old school rap like public enemy, they blend rap with euitar riffs to make one of the best bands..
1. Possessed by heterosexual males who exhibit a keen interest in clothing, hair, and/or other aspects of style. Syn. Metrosexual His quar..