Slapupuncture

What is Slapupuncture?


1.

Robust therapy delivered to whining women using the back of your hand. Often painful for the therapist, who must avoid injuring his hand on the patient's teeth.

Girl: I'm all stressed out. I need to book myself some acupuncture.

Boy: You want some pain to sort your problems out? Let me save you some money.

(SSSSSSLAP!!)

Girl: Oh honey, thank you so much - you split my lip! I feel better already. You sure slapped some sense into me!

Boy: Don't mention it - slapupuncture is my middle name!

See tough love, slappage, discipline, etc


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