What is Slapwinkle?
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The parasitic fleshy spore often found clinging to the back of victims of smit dick. One famous case was the legendary Hindmarsh popularised in many Alfred Hitchcock films in the 1960's.
A BBC news article 1999-Food hygiene experts have today called for the withdrawal of the McDonald's snack the 'happy meal', this is after it was discovered that the product contained dangerously high levels of slapwinkle a dangerously smitty bacteria, which can cause immediate death.
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not to be confused with guntruck it is a term used to describe the ralationship for a group of friends, any gender, that are so close as..
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To masturbate with sandpaper or any other rough surface.
Rough grit is a great way to pass a dateless Saturday night.
See masturbation..
