What is Slard?
1.
Slutty+retard. Originally used to define the "selection" of woman living or gathering in the general vicinity of Las Vegas.
hilton slard = uber slard. Only Paris Hilton and strippers can achieve this level.
Why do all girls that move to vegas become hilton slards?
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2.
The combination of sloth and lard. As in the fat, lazy ex of mine is such a lard ass and sloth I call him slard.
Jason is a f*cking Slard.
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3.
A word that combines all the "ATTRIBUTES" of a Whore, Skank, Slut, Cunt.
That new girl friend of Mike's screwed his best friend, stole his cd player, she's dumb as a box of rocks. "MAN", what a Slard!
4.
slow+retard OR slowtard
someone who is very slow AND retarded at the same time
jess: and...ummm.... *dawdles*
jess2: OMG jess hurry up ur such a slard
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