Slard

What is Slard?


1.

Slutty+retard. Originally used to define the "selection" of woman living or gathering in the general vicinity of Las Vegas.

hilton slard = uber slard. Only Paris Hilton and strippers can achieve this level.

Why do all girls that move to vegas become hilton slards?

See delaney

2.

The combination of sloth and lard. As in the fat, lazy ex of mine is such a lard ass and sloth I call him slard.

Jason is a f*cking Slard.

See fatass, lardo, lazy, loser, gross

3.

A word that combines all the "ATTRIBUTES" of a Whore, Skank, Slut, Cunt.

That new girl friend of Mike's screwed his best friend, stole his cd player, she's dumb as a box of rocks. "MAN", what a Slard!

4.

slow+retard OR slowtard

someone who is very slow AND retarded at the same time

jess: and...ummm.... *dawdles*

jess2: OMG jess hurry up ur such a slard

See slard, slowtard, retarded, stupid


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