Slarf

What is Slarf?


1.

When a member of the opposite or same sex removes your dangle from any of their lower orifices and proceeds to slobber furiously.

The cousin of the infamous ass to mouth combo.

"You wouldn't think so, but WOW Bridget knows how to slarf."

"It was kinda weird when she started slarfing all over my junk"

"I totally slarfed my boyfriend last night."

See slarf, blowjob, sex

2.

When you rub your sweaty balls and then shake someones hand.

That dick lick is such a sperm burper.I think i'll slarf him.

3.

Very bad food. Food that is badly prepared or of poor quality, slop. Commonly found in school cafeterias or on leftover night.

"Do I really have to eat this slarf?"


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