Slarp

What is Slarp?


1.

The sound a wet cock makes when it hits a chick in the face.

the slarp from my cock hitting her face could be heard all through the quad.

2.

v. to get ever so tired, and thus nearing sleep, feel sensations tending towards snugging: slarping (to sleep), slarpy (sleepy), slarps (sleepiness).

(yawning) "Dearest, it's half past snuggle time, are you ready to slarp?"

See sleep, rest, dreamland, slops

3.

To cup a fart with your hand and slap someone in the face.

"Dude, I just slarped Mike and he puked all over my shoe."

4.

A pervierions of the word slop. Used to sexually describe a person. Generally regarded as more derogatory than slop or sloppy.

Kachinka has a really slarpy cooch, its positively festering!

5.

The noise that a slut makes when she slurps.


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