Slarpy

What is Slarpy?


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n.

Excessive cumming on your hand due to youporn

Today was a slarpy day. My fingers kept crusting to the keyboard.

See today, was, a, slarpy, day, my, fingers, kept, crusting, to, the, keyboard, slarp, slurpy, floog


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