Slarpy

What is Slarpy?


1.

n.

Excessive cumming on your hand due to youporn

Today was a slarpy day. My fingers kept crusting to the keyboard.

See today, was, a, slarpy, day, my, fingers, kept, crusting, to, the, keyboard, slarp, slurpy, floog


20

Random Words:

1. The act of vomiting while, simultaneously, having violent diarrhea. Obviously, a projectile form of either or both components earns more..
1. The process of eating really dry food, such as chicken or french bread, when the food becomes temporarily lodged in your throatcausing a..
1. A vindictive female of the species Man 1: " Im really having problems with my gf" Man 2 " Get rid of her, she's an..