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A vibrator that still works even though it is long dead and over used.
Wow, Trisha really pulled some McGiver shit with her Papa Smurf ..
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Similar to Murphy's Law, but relating to cheques to wit:
Cheques being paid into your account (at least) twice as long to clear as..
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To fudge on your taxes. To "honestly" ignore paying some taxes or "mistakenly" take deductions you should not have.
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