Slashed Mattress

What is Slashed Mattress?


1.

the appearance of the pubic region of an unkempt young lady.due to the resemblance of a horsehair mattress which has been slashed with a stanley knife.

that bird a pulled last night man,oh jesus she had a fanny like a slashed mattress

See fanny, slashed, bird


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