Slaughterbate

What is Slaughterbate?

When you have the need to masturbate wank as hard and as fast as you possibly can.

After watching Angelina Jolie in Tomb Raider, I had to go straight home and slaughterbate

See wank, beat the meat, choke the chicken, five finger assault

Epunk

1. A combo between a Punkand an Emo. Tia's not Emo, she's EPunk See emo, punk, goth..

Monk Man

1. when a man puts his bellend against another man's bellend and pulls the foreskin over it You're such a monk man!!..

Original Jurisdiction

1. to be the first person to have sex with a virgin I am so happy i had original jurisdiction on this fine-ass-bitch!..

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