Slaughterbate

What is Slaughterbate?

When you have the need to masturbate wank as hard and as fast as you possibly can.

After watching Angelina Jolie in Tomb Raider, I had to go straight home and slaughterbate

See wank, beat the meat, choke the chicken, five finger assault

Urinal Lock

1. A random loose pubic hair that falls from inside a man’s pants while he is shaking his snake and lands every so softly at the rim of the..

Meat-toilet

1. Women that have an ample back side. The connotation is neither positive or negative. "Man, did you see that tattoo on her meat-toi..

Teggle

1. Thumping someone in the genitals after they pass out from drinking too much. Hey! Jimmy passed out. Let's teggle him mercilessly! ..

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