Slaughterbate

What is Slaughterbate?


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When you have the need to masturbate wank as hard and as fast as you possibly can.

After watching Angelina Jolie in Tomb Raider, I had to go straight home and slaughterbate

See wank, beat the meat, choke the chicken, five finger assault


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