Slava Slav

What is Slava Slav?


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A slang term for the black men who independently work the club bathrooms, offering hand soap and miniature bottles of cologne they probably robbed from a white man. If, under the disguise of a handshake, you pass him a $20 bill, you earn the right to call him "Slava Slav" for the rest of the night. The only right way to pronounce it is to yell it off key much like Public Enemy member "Flava Flav" does at the end of every "Flavor of Love".

Please note: This may not work with all black bathroom attendants. In some cases, depending on location, you may be stabbed or gang raped in stall # 2.

Darnell: Hold up buddy, ring in the New Year with some clean hands!

Me: SLAVA SLAV!!!!!!!!!!

See flava flav, slavery, black


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