Slawshank Redemption

What is Slawshank Redemption?


1.

rubbing rancid coleslaw on your penis before intercourse, usually resulting in a very stinky bacterial vaginal infection.

when I found out my girl was cheating on me I gave her the slawshank redemption and she wondered how she got bacterial vaginosis.


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