What is Slawstrophobia?
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The completely rational fear of cole slaw. The sincere belief that the combination of shredded cabbage, carrots, and mayonaise is the product of sinister forces.
Aunt: "Would you like to try some of my cole slaw?"
Me: "No thank you. I suffer from slawstrophobia"
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