Slawstrophobia

What is Slawstrophobia?


1.

The completely rational fear of cole slaw. The sincere belief that the combination of shredded cabbage, carrots, and mayonaise is the product of sinister forces.

Aunt: "Would you like to try some of my cole slaw?"

Me: "No thank you. I suffer from slawstrophobia"

See slaw, cole


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