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A person who pretends to use a cell phone to text or be on a call in an effort to avoid any and all forms of socialization when in a pub..
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One who hits the snooze button a hundred times before waking up.
Roomate: Why are you still asleep dude I heard you alarm go off like 2..
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It is a Rusty Trombone with ball play. Uses both hands.
She finished me off, with the Irish Bagpipes!
See rusty trombone, rim job, ass..