What is Sleep Dicking?
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The attempted misplacement of the penis while the 'unfortunate target' of the 'slip of the sausage' dreams of an uncomfortable anal experience. The unfortunate target generally wakes up complaining about having a sore bottom, to which the 'sleep dicker' pretends he has no idea.
"Bud! My ass hurts! You weren't sleep dicking were you?" "Huh? You must've rolled over on the flashlight!"
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when someone has terrible breath that literally smells like shit. people that have poop breath tend to always want to tell you secrets, ..
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the male equivelent of a camel toe
he has such a moose nose.
See dong, moose, nose, camel, toe..
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something extremely funny...
e.g..Bill : hey the email Lauren sent to you is so cheesy and funny...do you believe that??
John : hahah..