What is Sleep Dicking?
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The attempted misplacement of the penis while the 'unfortunate target' of the 'slip of the sausage' dreams of an uncomfortable anal experience. The unfortunate target generally wakes up complaining about having a sore bottom, to which the 'sleep dicker' pretends he has no idea.
"Bud! My ass hurts! You weren't sleep dicking were you?" "Huh? You must've rolled over on the flashlight!"
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A phrase meaning "you are gay". Usually accompanied by these hand signals:
1(You). Point at your target.
2(Pound). Place on..
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When you have sex sans condom. Used in reference to the risky nature of such an endeavour.
Always use a hatskin diving can get you in t..
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To stay home and watch movies instead of trying to pick up girls and get laid
"Dude did you bang her last night?" "Naw i..
