Sleep Dicking

What is Sleep Dicking?


1.

The attempted misplacement of the penis while the 'unfortunate target' of the 'slip of the sausage' dreams of an uncomfortable anal experience. The unfortunate target generally wakes up complaining about having a sore bottom, to which the 'sleep dicker' pretends he has no idea.

"Bud! My ass hurts! You weren't sleep dicking were you?" "Huh? You must've rolled over on the flashlight!"

See sleep, dick, nap, tired


87

Random Words:

1. Me.xin Pi.rate 1) A fag 2) A silly bitch who keeps menacing The Suckage but does shit because he's too fukkin retarded to do anyt..
1. Very popular MSN emoticon, mostly used to indicate pervness. Wanna go to bed with me? ]] See pervert, sex, msn, emoticon, bed, Scizorz..
1. adj., in a prolonged state of being completely clueless or too highto think straight. This fool's stuck on stupid. 2. When someo..