What is Sleep Dicking?
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The attempted misplacement of the penis while the 'unfortunate target' of the 'slip of the sausage' dreams of an uncomfortable anal experience. The unfortunate target generally wakes up complaining about having a sore bottom, to which the 'sleep dicker' pretends he has no idea.
"Bud! My ass hurts! You weren't sleep dicking were you?" "Huh? You must've rolled over on the flashlight!"
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The feel of a women's genital area having not washed for at least a month.
I fingered Alice last night.
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slang term for homework
"Dude, I've decided never to do domestic labor again!"
"Right on, I'm with ya dude&qu..
