What is Sleep Dicking?
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The attempted misplacement of the penis while the 'unfortunate target' of the 'slip of the sausage' dreams of an uncomfortable anal experience. The unfortunate target generally wakes up complaining about having a sore bottom, to which the 'sleep dicker' pretends he has no idea.
"Bud! My ass hurts! You weren't sleep dicking were you?" "Huh? You must've rolled over on the flashlight!"
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The condition where after viewing copius amounts of cleavage that all you can see and think about is boobs.
I'm sorry for staring ..
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A woman's vagina after breakfast.
"Get your sausage out of my love waffle, you sunny-side up slut!"
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One of the best bands ever.
Da voice whirled away everything 'bout pleasure and sorrow...
