What is Sleep Dicking?
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The attempted misplacement of the penis while the 'unfortunate target' of the 'slip of the sausage' dreams of an uncomfortable anal experience. The unfortunate target generally wakes up complaining about having a sore bottom, to which the 'sleep dicker' pretends he has no idea.
"Bud! My ass hurts! You weren't sleep dicking were you?" "Huh? You must've rolled over on the flashlight!"
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The act of saying something absurd when someone enters a room so as to make them think that you're discussing something very bizarr..
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You can be ugly as:
- a hatful of arseholes
- a busted arse
- a hatful of busted arsholes
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