Sleep Fart

What is Sleep Fart?

The act of unknowingly talking to someone while half-asleep.

Mother: Honey, time to wake up for school

Child: I ALREADY TOLD YOU, I'M EATING WAFFLES!

Farting is a mistake; a sleep fart is a bigger one

See bed, waffle, weird, funny, fart

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