Sleep Wank

What is Sleep Wank?

To wake up and find you mysteriously have a knackered arm

"ahh shit i must have been sleep wanking all night"

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Unbirthday Beatings

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Femgeek

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Mallebate

1. To slap with your dick Matt P. mallebated Lili's titties last night because she was a naughty girl. See dickslap, titty-fuck, tit..

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