Sleep Wanking

What is Sleep Wanking?

The act of ingesting an entire bottle of sleeping pills and then attempting to whack off before falling asleep.

Martyn: You guys ever tried sleep wanking?

Zach: Yeah! It's great cause you always win

Steven: Unfortunately you can never stay awake long enough to clean up the mess...

Lads: Aye!

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