Sleep'em Edit Meaning

1. An erect penis that you have upon waking up in the morning. I woke up with a huge morning missle today, so my wife road me like a rente..

1. (v) pro-crAS-sip-lyn, the discipline of procrastination. Highly effective slackers that are very good at doing what is important to them..

1. A picnic at night that sometimes gets interrupted by bikers or random cars. Ashley: Want to have a nightnic later? Jed: Ok, I'l..