Sleeping Dragon

What is Sleeping Dragon?


1.

While a person is asleep, you ejaculate into their nose.

Yo, I gave my roomate a sleeping dragon last night. It was hilarious.

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2.

A single, long turd that is just barely visible in the bottom of the toliet. The turd is left for discovery by the next user of the device. Like a dragon in its cave...

I discovered a big sleeping dragon in the toliet this morning after my roomate left.

3.

A penis that, when limp, is embarassingly small, but when erect, is of suitable or better size.

Yeah, laugh all you want now ladies, come to my place and I'll show you it's a sleeping dragon.

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