Sleeping Friend

What is Sleeping Friend?

When you wait for one of your friends to fall asleep so you can masturbate with their hand. Also known as the lazy man's stranger.

I was way too drunk to sit on my hand for 20 minutes so I used the sleeping friend.

See stranger, masturbate, jerk off, rub one out

Up Your Dick

1. A term used by 3 girls from Norn Iron to express extreme displeasure at a comment or action against them "Aye, up your dick sure.&..

Obese Cank Of Slunt

1. Someone who is both obese, and a slunty of cank. Jibbles is an obese cank of slunt. See jibbles, obese, slunt, cank..

I'm Toast

1. in trouble and hot n sweaty ex.1 joe man i'm toast ex.2 joe looks like toast See nigger toast, toas, burned, im sleep..

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