Sleeping Friend

What is Sleeping Friend?

When you wait for one of your friends to fall asleep so you can masturbate with their hand. Also known as the lazy man's stranger.

I was way too drunk to sit on my hand for 20 minutes so I used the sleeping friend.

See stranger, masturbate, jerk off, rub one out

W00tage

1. An exclamation of joy, derived from w00t; or something containing a high level of w00t. <kmj> w00tage! I finally got my thingy ou..

Envlope

1. when you come in a girls ass and hold it closed so her cheeks stick together. perferably done alone together When we were getting it on..

Hamburger Phone

1. A hamburger that doubles as a landline telephone, as seen in the movie Juno. (Bad reception) Caller one: What did you say? Caller two: ..

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