Sleeping Friend

What is Sleeping Friend?

When you wait for one of your friends to fall asleep so you can masturbate with their hand. Also known as the lazy man's stranger.

I was way too drunk to sit on my hand for 20 minutes so I used the sleeping friend.

See stranger, masturbate, jerk off, rub one out

Jewbeater

1. used to inflict significant damage upon others. usually ghetto or shittily made from random things blunt double sided hatchet, baseball..

Laptop Dimples

1. Indentations left on the legs, usually just above the knees, after an extensive laptop computing session. I spent so much time working ..

Redina

1. The boojee boojee type. Likes to dance, n rub her ass in random boy's junk. A good friend usually from Brooklyn. Pulls her pants up..

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