Sleeping Friend

What is Sleeping Friend?

When you wait for one of your friends to fall asleep so you can masturbate with their hand. Also known as the lazy man's stranger.

I was way too drunk to sit on my hand for 20 minutes so I used the sleeping friend.

See stranger, masturbate, jerk off, rub one out

Inderdaad

1. Inderdaad is the meaning of life! Without it, a human loses his or her value, becomes nothing, a patetic pool of goo that no-one wants ..

Gg Allin

1. gg allin was a fucking god. had great songs like "gimme some head" and "needle in my cock". died of a heroin overd..

Max

1. Short for "Maximilian", a russian name meaning "Large Penis." "they dont call him max(Maximilian) for nothing!..

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