Sleeping Friend

What is Sleeping Friend?

When you wait for one of your friends to fall asleep so you can masturbate with their hand. Also known as the lazy man's stranger.

I was way too drunk to sit on my hand for 20 minutes so I used the sleeping friend.

See stranger, masturbate, jerk off, rub one out

Apos

1. Stands for "annoying piece of shit" you are a mother fucking apos, ye bastard!!..

1. Short for Lionel Migration because people hate typing it out when it pops up all the fucking time. Wow dude, I hit random on Urban Dict..

Rectal Fury

1. The wave of severe diarhea which wreaks havoc on the digestive tract. That chinese hot sauce gave me hardcore rectal fury!..

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