Sleeping Friend

What is Sleeping Friend?

When you wait for one of your friends to fall asleep so you can masturbate with their hand. Also known as the lazy man's stranger.

I was way too drunk to sit on my hand for 20 minutes so I used the sleeping friend.

See stranger, masturbate, jerk off, rub one out

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Earlobe

1. The part of skin that hangs from the bottom of your ear. I want to make love to your earlobe. See ear, skin, sexy, earlobe, lobe..

Your Dad Says No

1. A way of yelling at someone. Or just a random phrase to say to someone. Often said by rednecks. *the cat meows* Your Dad says noooo..

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