Sleeping Friend

What is Sleeping Friend?

When you wait for one of your friends to fall asleep so you can masturbate with their hand. Also known as the lazy man's stranger.

I was way too drunk to sit on my hand for 20 minutes so I used the sleeping friend.

See stranger, masturbate, jerk off, rub one out

To Shine On

1. To decline an offer. Probably derived from cops or emergency people waving traffic past an accident scene at night with flashlights. ..

Coheed

1. Coheed Kilgannon, a fictional character in the comic book series written by Claudio Sanchez of the band "Coheed and Cambria." ..

Dutchmastur

1. When one farts under covers and covers him/her self under (like a dutch oven) and than proceeds to masturbate. Hence, Dutch from Dutch O..

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