Sleeping Friend

What is Sleeping Friend?

When you wait for one of your friends to fall asleep so you can masturbate with their hand. Also known as the lazy man's stranger.

I was way too drunk to sit on my hand for 20 minutes so I used the sleeping friend.

See stranger, masturbate, jerk off, rub one out

Utshj

1. Up The Shorts Hand Job We were at the movies so i settled for an UTSHJ. See hand job, hj, utshj, hand, job, jerk, tug, horny, girl, up..

Accomodater

1. a sex toy which you strap around your head, placing a rather large dong on your chin, so when you're down on the ole' vag, you..

Quantities

1. The LARGEST parts of a large lady - usually her BUTTOCKS. Much to the discomfort of neighbouring passengers, Hermione found that the li..

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