Sleeping Friend

What is Sleeping Friend?

When you wait for one of your friends to fall asleep so you can masturbate with their hand. Also known as the lazy man's stranger.

I was way too drunk to sit on my hand for 20 minutes so I used the sleeping friend.

See stranger, masturbate, jerk off, rub one out

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