Sleeping Friend

What is Sleeping Friend?

When you wait for one of your friends to fall asleep so you can masturbate with their hand. Also known as the lazy man's stranger.

I was way too drunk to sit on my hand for 20 minutes so I used the sleeping friend.

See stranger, masturbate, jerk off, rub one out

Edgar Allen's

1. Police. A clever variation on Edgar Allen Poe and Po-Po's. Here come the Edgar Allen's! See police, cops, pigs, bacon, po-po..

Night Shot

1. When your in bed fooling aroundwith a woman and she doesn't let you have sex with her, you masturbate and cumon her after she falls..

Nadeen

1. agent uno in a secret organization of five dollar gypsey hookers. ewwww did you see that gypsey,? she's sucha nadeen! See gypsey,..

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