Sleeping Friend

What is Sleeping Friend?

When you wait for one of your friends to fall asleep so you can masturbate with their hand. Also known as the lazy man's stranger.

I was way too drunk to sit on my hand for 20 minutes so I used the sleeping friend.

See stranger, masturbate, jerk off, rub one out

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1. A special type of ductape you can only get at trader joes. "Silence is golden. Ductape is silver. ...And sometimes platinum. But ..

Dome My Box

1. Said by males, mostly, referring to the demand of giving oral sex, preferably at that exact moment in time. The prefix "dome"..

V Note

1. a $5 bill (from "V" being the Roman numeral for 5) "let's go check out that band, there's a cover at the door ..

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