Sleeping Panda

What is Sleeping Panda?


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When a couple is spooning and the female on the inside falls asleep, the guys slips his erection in her and starts having intercourse with the "panda" while she sleeps.

After Suzie fell asleep last night, I gave her the sleeping panda. When she woke up she was pissed!


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