What is Sleeping Sperm Donkey?

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While the victim is sleeping, preferably face up, the person performing the task begins to masturbate. Just before ejaculation, mount the victim such that the sperm will land on the victim's lips, and punch them dead in the face. Right when they wake up, shoot a load in their face or mouth, jump off and yell, "I GOT YA BITCH!," then run out of the room and get in a car and drive away. Name inspired by the Donkey Punch

B: she tricked me into giving her a backrub with promises of sex, and then said she was too tired and fell asleep.

K: what a bitch.

B: yeah but i got her back, after she fell asleep I gave her a sleeping sperm donkey and ran over her persian cat sam as i drove away.

See donkey, punch, sperm, sleeping, payback
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