Sleeping Turd

What is Sleeping Turd?

A turd which is not noticed when encountered, but presents evidence of its existence at a later time.

P1> Damn, What the hell is that stink?

P2> I think it's my backpack. I must have set it down on a sleeping turd when we were at the park.

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