Sleeping Turtle

What is Sleeping Turtle?

When you wake up in the morning and find a turtle head in your butt.

"I woke up this morning with a mean sleeping turtle pokin' through"

See turtle, head, turtle head, morning, poop

Ring Stamp

1. When an animal sits it's anal ring down on top of your bare skin. Damn, call your dog - It just ring stamped me. See ring, stamp,..

Phenomenil

1. Not in the least bit phenomenal The event was disappointingly phenomenil. See not, least, bit, phenomenal, event..

Mattgasm

1. the mind blowing orgasm you get whenever you see Matthew Perry Friends is on I know I'm gonna have a Mattgasm when I see Chandler..

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