What is Sleeping Vampire?
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after someone dies, go to there funeral, and get into their coffin some time before they are buried. wait until you are in the ground, and then take that dead body and go to town!
(try a hardcore hot karl for extra fun)
i gave your mom a sleeping vampire, but then i got trapped underground, and had to eat her dead body to survive. what a debacle!
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masturbating
Gabe spends way too much time polishing his rocket because his wife never wants to make sausage tacos...
