What is Sleeping Vampire?
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after someone dies, go to there funeral, and get into their coffin some time before they are buried. wait until you are in the ground, and then take that dead body and go to town!
(try a hardcore hot karl for extra fun)
i gave your mom a sleeping vampire, but then i got trapped underground, and had to eat her dead body to survive. what a debacle!
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A shower you take after taking a monster dump because it is the only way to completely clean yourself.
Tom: Did I just hear the shower ..
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Child concieved by missplaced semen during a blowjob or knob licking sesion
"Yo a Knob Job Gone Wrong homie"
See insult, bj,..