What is Sleepurbating?
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the act of masturbating while asleep.
John slept over at my house last night and i woke up in the middle of the night to find him sleepurbating.
So Doc, here is the thing my wife is mad because i am a chronic sleepurbater.
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Random Words:
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inexistant not there nothing a blank stare
vagina or non-existant something you stick a penis into..
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The condition of checking one's email compulsively as a way to postpone doing actual work, avoid interacting with unpleasant people..