Sleepwank

What is Sleepwank?


1.

The act of wanking prior to sleep, so as to improve the quality of your rest and also have an excuse to think of unfuckingbelievably hot chicks.

Griigor: I should have my good sleepwank and a nap.

See sleep, wank, masturbation, nap, luxembourg

2.

The art of having a wank whilst sleeping.

"I had an awesome sleepwank last night dude"

See jog, wank, masturbate, drogba, run, pike


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