Sleepy Eyed Jackson

What is Sleepy Eyed Jackson?

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When someone is asleep and another male whacks off and blows his load in the sleeping victims closed eyes. When victim wakes up he has a crusty substance in his eyes.

Dude, I think your dad gave me the sleepy eyed jackson last night.
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