What is Sleepy Gonzales?
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When you spoon up against someone on an airplane who is sleeping and ejaculate on their back before they realize whats happening.
Nasty, someone tried to pull a sleepy gonzales on the airplane today but I realized and socked him in the mouth.
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When you get a girl so drunk that she passes out, then you take her into a jacuzzi and use her limp body to give you a blow job under wa..
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Being forced by threat of your spouse to do things you normally wouldn't do.
I went to see Sex and the City at wifepoint.
See wif..
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One of the most beautiful songs ever written.
Ever, truely.
Written by conor oberst, of bright eyes.
"And you say that I hurt yo..
