What is Sleepy Peepee?
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When you are so drunk you fall asleep after fornication with a partner, and forget mandatory bladder relief. While sleeping you release a raging torrent of urine onto "said" victim. Upon waking up to the smell of asparagus, you make a quick exit.
Damn Steve has perfected the 'ol sleepy peepee so well the girl thought she pissed herself.
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