What is Sleepy Sailor?
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The act of lounging in public with no underwear and a half hard penis, positioning your leg in a fashion to where your penis is exposed in a way that seems accidental to the onlooker.
I was at the beach the other day and pulled a Sleepy Sailor and saw this chick staring at my chubby up my shorts!
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