What is Slfpwnt?
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An idiot statement or action, towards ones self, that one would "award" a
Not letting your girl friend see your phone because you've got dirty messages from someone else, and when she asks why, saying because you're planning a surprise, and having to fork out £100 on flowers and a hotel room to cover a school boy error.
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After blowing a load in a female's ass from behind, swipe the shit/cum mixutre on your palm and then tommahawk chop her on the fron..
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when one magical creature ( witch, wizard, goblin, giant, etc) fucks the corpse of another magical creature. While this is going on the ..