What is Slfpwnt?
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An idiot statement or action, towards ones self, that one would "award" a
Not letting your girl friend see your phone because you've got dirty messages from someone else, and when she asks why, saying because you're planning a surprise, and having to fork out £100 on flowers and a hotel room to cover a school boy error.
This is a type of "slfpwnt"
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Leaving, exiting, stopping, quitting something, leaving from somewhere, finished with something
Aight man, talk to you later. I'm ..
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A sub-type of dank that has golden hairs and crystals. Formally named after Michael Phelps and his gold medals.
Man, I smoked up some G..