What is Slfpwnt?
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An idiot statement or action, towards ones self, that one would "award" a
Not letting your girl friend see your phone because you've got dirty messages from someone else, and when she asks why, saying because you're planning a surprise, and having to fork out £100 on flowers and a hotel room to cover a school boy error.
This is a type of "slfpwnt"
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taking a picture from google image search and photoshopping it
Hey, dude, look at that picture of the lion! Lets googleshop that on an ..
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To baffle. Used in a 'human vs. human' mental standoff. Inanimate objects and abstract concepts cannot flamboozle someone. I d..
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What store owners/taxi drivers use to automatically increase the price, as soon as they realise you are not a local/ a foreigner in thei..