What is Slfpwnt?
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An idiot statement or action, towards ones self, that one would "award" a
Not letting your girl friend see your phone because you've got dirty messages from someone else, and when she asks why, saying because you're planning a surprise, and having to fork out £100 on flowers and a hotel room to cover a school boy error.
This is a type of "slfpwnt"
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As the guy is crapping the girl is giving the crap a blowjob.
WARNING: IF DONE AT HOME DO NOT SWALLOW
AN AFRICAN BLOWJOB IS SUCKING S..