What is Slfpwnt?
1.
To
An idiot statement or action, towards ones self, that one would "award" a
Not letting your girl friend see your phone because you've got dirty messages from someone else, and when she asks why, saying because you're planning a surprise, and having to fork out £100 on flowers and a hotel room to cover a school boy error.
This is a type of "slfpwnt"
See
Random Words:
1.
The girl in each year that roots the most guys.
Oi bud, isn't your sister the high school bicycle?
See slut, slag, skank, hore..
1.
A disasteror catastrophecaused by a muppet
Oh dear, this really is a muppetastrophe
See catastrophe, muppet, disaster, aah..