What is Slfpwnt?
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An idiot statement or action, towards ones self, that one would "award" a
Not letting your girl friend see your phone because you've got dirty messages from someone else, and when she asks why, saying because you're planning a surprise, and having to fork out £100 on flowers and a hotel room to cover a school boy error.
This is a type of "slfpwnt"
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v, professing your love to someone.
I've been screaming daisies at her for 3 months, but she still won't go out with me.
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Someone who hunts down (and sleeps with) attractive pensioners, usually for a fee that is arranged.
I am a gilfhunter
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The unexpected or unwanted oozing, seeping, or dripping of foul-smelling substances from a tightly clenched anus. Such substances may ha..
