What is Slfpwnt?
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An idiot statement or action, towards ones self, that one would "award" a
Not letting your girl friend see your phone because you've got dirty messages from someone else, and when she asks why, saying because you're planning a surprise, and having to fork out £100 on flowers and a hotel room to cover a school boy error.
This is a type of "slfpwnt"
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having sand in the vagina
"It felt like I was screwing sandpaper, she had a beach burger."
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when a guy fucks a guy or girl in the ass and makes him/her suck his shit covered penis after.
bitch! come here and let me fuck ur ass...
