What is Sliced Cheese?
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Infinitely better than 
"People use the expression, “That’s the greatest invention since sliced bread!” all the time-but what about sliced cheese? Cheese is much harder to slice evenly than bread. To my way of thinking, the invention of sliced cheese is much more impressive than the invention of sliced bread. Plus, sliced cheese is wrapped in a convenient plastic covering while sliced bread is lazily jammed next to other pieces of bread. But I’m probably in the minority here…"
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also see strangerA hitch-hiker is where you make your hand go numb and masturbate. Similar to a stranger but done in a car.
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recieving a mad ass blowjob, to the point where it makes a sound like a duck
johnny:yo suck my dick bitch
cindy:alright
johnny:aww he..