Slide Home

What is Slide Home?


1.

After closing down the bars and realizing that you are too drunk to drive, the only way to get home is to lean against a building and slide your shoulder along the side to remain upright while moving in a forward direction.

"I got so drunk downtown last night, the only way I could get back was to slide home on the windows of the storefronts.

See drunk, blitzed, wasted, blotto, snockered, pissed


95

Random Words:

1. The action by which a man accidentally zips his penis into his zipper. Damn, I tried to zip up quick after I took a piss but nobb locke..
1. An amazing school in Glencoe, Maryland with 225 acres of beautiful rolling hills, horses, and wonderful girls. A place of community wher..
1. When two individuals engage in oral sex and the beard of the gentleman tangles itself with the pubic hair of the woman. Usually acheived..