Slide Home

What is Slide Home?


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After closing down the bars and realizing that you are too drunk to drive, the only way to get home is to lean against a building and slide your shoulder along the side to remain upright while moving in a forward direction.

"I got so drunk downtown last night, the only way I could get back was to slide home on the windows of the storefronts.

See drunk, blitzed, wasted, blotto, snockered, pissed


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