What is Slide Home?
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After closing down the bars and realizing that you are too drunk to drive, the only way to get home is to lean against a building and slide your shoulder along the side to remain upright while moving in a forward direction.
"I got so drunk downtown last night, the only way I could get back was to slide home on the windows of the storefronts.
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Half of half-assed; a very, very poor attempt. First coined by GC of Fafarazzi.
Those new kids can't even make a quarter-assed att..