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when a girl wearing jeans is dry humping your cock and the zipper feels like an alligator biting your dick.
I was only wearing boxers a..
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People who collect in standouts at rotaries or on overpasses with campaign signs. Sometimes to advertise a menu, or just a sale.
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When you tell the guys you scored with a girl when all you really did was get slapped.
Chuck totally exaggerdated his dinner with Kim l..