Slidenglide

What is Slidenglide?


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‘Slide ‘n’ Glide’ – descriptive term given to the sexual move where the female’s underwear is slid to the side and the "Moby"(my slang for penis, Moby Dick) is inserted into the 'jack and danny', without actually taking off the panties.

Particularly useful at picnics, cinema trips and other such outings..

'Bob' and 'Jane' were having a smashing time at the park, eating their peanut butter sarnies, when Bob thought.. "hey, I reckon I can see a "slidenglide" opportunity here" - and i'm gonna "go for gold"...

"Jane darling, would you like to try this sausage?!"

See quickie, opportunist


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