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The act of taking a shit in the woods after a long run
Dude, I was running and I couldn't make it to the bathroom so I pulled a ne..
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A darren holiday is a trip that is planned or arranged that never actually happens.
A false promise!
I've been on 20 darren holid..
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To masturbate at work, during work time, usually in the works toilets.
Answer my phone for the next five minutes John, I'm going f..
