Slim Jim

What is Slim Jim?


A delicious meat snack in the shape of a long and skinny stick rumored to have been made from the cheeks and foreheads of cattle. That may or may not be true. Currently it can be bought in different flavors such as nacho and tobasco, or even with a stick of waxy, horrible-tasting cheese. Can be purchased at just about any convenience store, super market, or gas station in the United States. It has been known to cause excitement in professional wrestlers.

Slim Jims go well with a cold soft drink.


A tool used to (illegaly or not) open doors on cars, by 'pulling up' the lock within the door.

I boosted that car with a slim jim

See Damian


Beef sticks of unsurpassed orgasmic flavor.

I eat a Slim Jim© every day.

See meat, beef, flavor, delicious, orgasmic


A beef stick.

Need a little excitement!?!? SNAP IT TO A SLIM JIM!!!! OOOOH YEAH!


A popular meat product composed almost entirely of detached Skinginas. Slim Jims also contain traces of horse semen, elephant clitoris (along with other forms of genitalia), and old-people piss.

Guy 1: What is this shit in my Slim Jim?

Guy 2: Oh that? That's just a piece of Skingina.

See piss, cum, explosive diarrhea, shit


A long slender meat that millions of people put in there mouths everyday until they can swallow what is left of it.

My girlfriend loves slim jims.

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A very thin and wrinkly penis that comes in any size

did u seriously suck his slim jim?


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