Slimey Pirate

What is Slimey Pirate?

When a man reaches his climax into a partners eye, thus forcing the recipient to shut their eye to avoid the harsh burning sensation.

Oh my gosh, Norm gave me the biggest slimey pirate last night, I thought for sure I would need to wear an eye patch today!

Zelspar

1. the answer to any question ever asked. also known as Zeltar frank: why are we here? Joe: Zelspar. See zelspar..

Shakin' Hands With The Baby

1. having sex with a pregnant woman. the best bit about rooting pregnant women is when you're shakin' hands with the baby and ge..

Jablonski

1. Huge ball of crusty jizz in your jizz bib. "Man, when I rub my Jablonski, it's like Christmas!" See jizz bib, jizz, nut..

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