Slimey Pirate

What is Slimey Pirate?

When a man reaches his climax into a partners eye, thus forcing the recipient to shut their eye to avoid the harsh burning sensation.

Oh my gosh, Norm gave me the biggest slimey pirate last night, I thought for sure I would need to wear an eye patch today!

Double Derfenstein

1. When two men of germanic descent trip over something at exactly the same time. Hans and Finn embarrassed themselves at the party when t..

Eyelet

1. A type of cotton fabric embroidered with small holes in it--sometimes at the center of embroidered flowers. "She wore an eyelet dr..

Unitan

1. noun; Unitanned(adj).(yoon-i-tän). To have a full body tan without any tan lines usually achieved by hours upon hours in a tanning booth..

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