Slimey Pirate

What is Slimey Pirate?

When a man reaches his climax into a partners eye, thus forcing the recipient to shut their eye to avoid the harsh burning sensation.

Oh my gosh, Norm gave me the biggest slimey pirate last night, I thought for sure I would need to wear an eye patch today!

Extended Loan

1. A method of semi-permanently giving something away to someone while reserving your right to ask for it back later if you change your min..

Lunchtime Religious Experience

1. (v.) To go down to the nearest catholic girls school during ones' lunchbreak and reach orgasm, whether it be by hand or underage sc..

Death By Sexy

1. a. packing one's funholes full of fantastic until they sexplode or b. sophomore album by Eagles of Death Metal, a side project of..

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