Slimey Pirate

What is Slimey Pirate?

When a man reaches his climax into a partners eye, thus forcing the recipient to shut their eye to avoid the harsh burning sensation.

Oh my gosh, Norm gave me the biggest slimey pirate last night, I thought for sure I would need to wear an eye patch today!

Ihop

1. The International House of Pancakes. "Because it's always morning somewhere." 2. Apple's version of jumping. Dam..

Reaed

1. mispelled error of read for the mental people do not reaed that story -katrina See read, mental, stupid, special, error..

Love Lotion

1. The sex syrup produced by the genitals of either a man or a woman during sexual arousal and/or while climaxing. I was so turned on that..

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