Slimey Pirate

What is Slimey Pirate?

When a man reaches his climax into a partners eye, thus forcing the recipient to shut their eye to avoid the harsh burning sensation.

Oh my gosh, Norm gave me the biggest slimey pirate last night, I thought for sure I would need to wear an eye patch today!

Highschool Relationship

1. The inability to be apart from your significant other for more than two seconds. Usually involves hordes of sex that the two engaged in..

Fi'in

1. fixing - fi(x)in(g) - getting ready to take action I'm fi'in to throw down on that muh! See Whitey..

America-hater

1. An American citizen, invariably by birth, who feels guilty about living in a country so wealthy and full of opportunity that they turn t..

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