Slimey Pirate

What is Slimey Pirate?

When a man reaches his climax into a partners eye, thus forcing the recipient to shut their eye to avoid the harsh burning sensation.

Oh my gosh, Norm gave me the biggest slimey pirate last night, I thought for sure I would need to wear an eye patch today!

Harrison Fordesque

1. When a man is almost as hot as Harrison Ford. He has the bushy Han Solo scruffy looking hair and the great facial expressions! Mark Har..

Jack Mag

1. A pornographic magazine used to aid with beefing it. Thomas had a closet full of jack mags until his mom found them and grounded him fo..

K-soares

1. A large lump usually forming on the bottom curvature of the testicles. Kevin was so excited when Notre Dame scored a touchdown that he ..

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