Slimey Pirate

What is Slimey Pirate?


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When a man reaches his climax into a partners eye, thus forcing the recipient to shut their eye to avoid the harsh burning sensation.

Oh my gosh, Norm gave me the biggest slimey pirate last night, I thought for sure I would need to wear an eye patch today!


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