Slimey Pirate

What is Slimey Pirate?

When a man reaches his climax into a partners eye, thus forcing the recipient to shut their eye to avoid the harsh burning sensation.

Oh my gosh, Norm gave me the biggest slimey pirate last night, I thought for sure I would need to wear an eye patch today!

Electric Blanket

1. When an overweight man has sex with a petite woman, where it is required for the man to lift his fat in order to fornicate, inevitably c..

Up The Harris

1. To have anal sex. Similar to "up the dirttrack, dirtroad". Used in "Catherine Tate Show" by a flaming homosexual, ..

Hooker Arm

1. The distinct scent of hooker left on one's arm (usually the right arm) after a cheap lap dance at the prestigious Showcase Theatre...

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