Slimey Pirate

What is Slimey Pirate?

When a man reaches his climax into a partners eye, thus forcing the recipient to shut their eye to avoid the harsh burning sensation.

Oh my gosh, Norm gave me the biggest slimey pirate last night, I thought for sure I would need to wear an eye patch today!

Hagnails

1. Fucking rotten. Plain and simple. Origin from hag and toenails combined. Damn puke and hagnails! That bitch was crucial!..

Rump Biscuit

1. When you try to go to the bathroom, and one hard, stinky, ball exits your rectum. I sat on the toilet for an hour and all I made was on..

Lime Mercury

1. person from cowtown who is going to hell, also patented the "Lime Mercury Technique" "Lime Mercury is going to hell"..

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