Slimjim

What is Slimjim?


1.

the best red faction...halo.. and unreal tournament player ever!

Dude 1: did u see that guy get owned by slimmy!!?

Dude 2: hell yah man!!! slim ownz!

2.

A long metal device for like seven bucks at auto zone that fits in between the door and window of an older car with mechanical locks that grabs the locking mechanism and pulls it up to unlock the door.

Taking a slim jim to a parking garage with no security at night to shop for radios and speakers.

3.

Also a tasty snack one may snap into when one needs a little excitement made of the most undesirable and nasty parts from beef and whatever else may have crawled in at the processing plant.

Check out Macho Man Randy Savage injecting pureed slimjim into his rectal cavity with a turkey baster!


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