Slimy Cyclops

What is Slimy Cyclops?

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While receiving oral sex, you sneeze and wipe it off with the back of your hand. Before climax, backhand your partner with said hand, and cum in partner's eye.

Chick was a freak, asked for the slimy cyclops while giving me head. Luckily for her I had a monster sneeze brewing.
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