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During the act of fallatio, conceal a mango on your person. At climax, withdraw and ejaculate on said mango. Finally, the mango will be..
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Laughing my fucking ass off so hard I took a shit.
Guy 1: I was playing Hitman and I shot a guy in the balls!
Guy 2: LMFAOSHITAS!
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