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Beating your dick. masturbating. spanking it.
Dude, we caught Mike riding the tractor when he thought we were sleeping!!
See masturbat..
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When you can't drink enough to make the person look hot.
That person is unbeerable...
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Yet a further adaptation of the word ridiculous along the lines of the word ri-cock-ulous. Employs an additional euphemism for the male..