Slinging Mayonaise

What is Slinging Mayonaise?

Phrase used to describe the act of masturbating.

Person 1: Hey, why is the camper rocking?

Person 2: Wait a minute. Who the hell is slinging mayonaise?

Asian: No idea. but whoever it is, stop.

Person 1: Yeah beating off with a bunch of guys is lame

See jerking off, beating off, masturbating, gay

Blowgun

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Headphone Mafia

1. The guys in the production business who are plugged in to the laptop or desktop and working on graphic design or editing or transcribing..

Fobulate

1. To assess, organise or plan. I need to fobulate my finances. That plan needs refobulating or further fobulation. See plan, organise, ..

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