Slinging Mayonaise

What is Slinging Mayonaise?

Phrase used to describe the act of masturbating.

Person 1: Hey, why is the camper rocking?

Person 2: Wait a minute. Who the hell is slinging mayonaise?

Asian: No idea. but whoever it is, stop.

Person 1: Yeah beating off with a bunch of guys is lame

See jerking off, beating off, masturbating, gay

Zpoc

1. 1) acronym - (Zee Promise of Christ) 2) noun - a p2p program used to download Christian music 3) tr. v. (zpocced, zpoccing) - to downl..

Kusht

1. Correct spelling of cusht. Meaning when something is fine, ok, or cool. Variations include "kushti", "kushtilata"..

Lolerbate

1. The act of laughing out loud while masterbating. Porn bloopers make me lolerbate while watching them. See lol, masterbate, wtf, omfg, ..

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