Slinging Mayonaise

What is Slinging Mayonaise?

Phrase used to describe the act of masturbating.

Person 1: Hey, why is the camper rocking?

Person 2: Wait a minute. Who the hell is slinging mayonaise?

Asian: No idea. but whoever it is, stop.

Person 1: Yeah beating off with a bunch of guys is lame

See jerking off, beating off, masturbating, gay

Phiand

1. A blind, disease carrying mammal. you are a phiand...

Scientry

1. The word someone uses in place of science, because it is to early in the morning to speak correctly "Come on, that is not rocket s..

Pussy Nose Rubber

1. when a girl is rubbing her pussy on top of a guys nose while she's wet. Kathy felt like doing something crazy, so she did the puss..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Slinging Mayonaise Edit Meaning