Slinging Mayonaise

What is Slinging Mayonaise?

Phrase used to describe the act of masturbating.

Person 1: Hey, why is the camper rocking?

Person 2: Wait a minute. Who the hell is slinging mayonaise?

Asian: No idea. but whoever it is, stop.

Person 1: Yeah beating off with a bunch of guys is lame

See jerking off, beating off, masturbating, gay

Tdwp

1. The Devil Wears Prada, which is a Christian heavy metal band disignating from Dayton, OH. "hey man, have u heard of TDWP?" &..

Unacceptable

1. Something extremely inappropriate. Your mother's extreme amount of coochhair is unacceptable...

Zmrd

1. Czech for asshole (US) or cunt (UK) Ty jses ale zmrd! You are such a cunt! See kurva, curak, pica..

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