Slinging Mayonaise

What is Slinging Mayonaise?

Phrase used to describe the act of masturbating.

Person 1: Hey, why is the camper rocking?

Person 2: Wait a minute. Who the hell is slinging mayonaise?

Asian: No idea. but whoever it is, stop.

Person 1: Yeah beating off with a bunch of guys is lame

See jerking off, beating off, masturbating, gay

Iron Pile

1. Weight, weightlifting equipment. Also, "pig iron". Prison slang. camon! pump that iron pile!..

Ziggumbump

1. a cool dimwitt who has never eaten a carrot b4 Leigh is a ziggumbump..

W+k

1. wife plus kids "Yo dude, whachoo doin later?" "The w+k are gonna be at a movie, so imagonna get my jerk on!" See ..

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