Slinging Mayonaise

What is Slinging Mayonaise?


1.

Phrase used to describe the act of masturbating.

Person 1: Hey, why is the camper rocking?

Person 2: Wait a minute. Who the hell is slinging mayonaise?

Asian: No idea. but whoever it is, stop.

Person 1: Yeah beating off with a bunch of guys is lame

See jerking off, beating off, masturbating, gay


75

Random Words:

1. When you are aware of work you should be doing, yet unable to resist the temptation of your Zippo lighter. You sit and play with it un..
1. A laser shooting robot that tends to come in the night and eat your children and pregnancies. Crap! Here comes that crazy laser shoot..
1. Zombidextrious: wherein you are neither one or the other handed, rather you do all things with outstretched stiff arms. Poor Sean, keep..