Slinkle

What is Slinkle?


1.

To be afflicted with an unbalancedness, slink, or shrug-like gait while walking.

The man slinkled across the campus, his coffee spilling over the sides of his mug with every step.

See walk, run, slink, limp, fall, wobble, trip, balance

2.

(verb)

SLeep + tINKLE

to urinate while in a quasi-sleep stage.

nocturnal urination.

At about three o'clock last night, I got out of bed with a full bladder and found my way to the bathroom to slinkle without turning on the lights so I wouldn't wake up.

See sleep, tinkle, urinate, pee, piss, sleepwalk


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