Slinky Jerk

What is Slinky Jerk?

The act of masterbating without an erection.

or for girls;

The act of masterbating a guy who doesn't have an erection.

"Oh man, I did a slinky jerk today but stopped when I got a hard on. I have control".

"Dammit Jacob, whats wrong with your penis, I don't want to slinky jerk, you're on your own".

See slinky, jerk-off, hard on, erectile dysfunction

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1. A combination of the words loser and failure. Exemplifies a person who is a complete and total screw-up. God, you are such a lailure. ..

You Bein Real Extra

1. phrase used to describe someone who is particularly overzealous about an activity Ima need you to calm down with all that hollerin&apos..

Asshole Smoothie

1. The food equivalent of how you feel after a night of drug use, alcohol abuse etc. etc. I feel like an asshole smoothie after that party..

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